The zombie apocalypse has begun, my friends.
A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.
The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck no. This can’t be real. I am not prepared enough!
When I built my zombie bunker you all called me mad. MAD! look who’s mad now! MWAHAHA!
it’s about damned time
We’re fucked.
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A seal helping a helpless turtle get back into the water.
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Spent £15 on a leather riding crop for it to break after one use!!
wtf ann summers…wtf?
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